Wanted: One on One!

[Novel]

Welcome
Let me say, Hi. I’m Edie, and it’s nice to meet you.
I don’t have a nifty freewebs, because that site hates my computer, anyway.

I want to get this out in the open
I role-play all types of love.
I role-play over
AIM
E-mail
MSN.
You will find these at the end of the post.

Now that I have that out of the way, because I hate getting pumped to role-play with some one and we don’t even have the same contacts. It makes me sad.

Regulations

1. Creativity.

Let's be creative! I'm tired of over used stereotypical, bland, one-dimensional characters. I want character with depth, emotion, passion, and problems. Don't give me fried hair and tight jeans with no or abusive parents. Don't give me perfect smile and perfect everything else. They cannot be a detective/banker/invisible/popular/famous/rich all rolled into one, they are not Superman in less of course we as role-playing and Superman is your character.

Twist, turns, drama, the whole sha-bang, all right? We are a team, so we must brain storm and do the work, not just me, not just you. I’m sick and tired of coming up with the whole dealy-o, or someone tells me to ‘wing it’. I, Edie don’t ‘wing it’. I like order, and talking things to death. I’m sorry.

2. Literacy.

I don't give a shit how literate you are, what your label is, or whatever as long as you can reply to me with something I can work with, even a one liner, I know what it's like to have writers block, or be so excited to see what's going to happen next that you couldn't possibly think up anymore, I understand.

3. Gender.

Do not come to me saying I'll play male, end of story you can't possibly play male because you can't get in the state of mind, you stink at it, fail, game over, not trying. No, don't ever tell me this; I will refuse to role-play with you. One, if you're a great writer then you can obviously take on the challenge of the male persona, and if you can't, practice makes perfect. I'm sick and tried of being stuck with male. Don't get me wrong I have some fully developed male characters that I love to play, but all the time? No.

I don’t mind playing male so much, if you play male with me.

4. Limits

WARNING: This contains mature themes. Children look away.

Romance, all right, okay, what girl doesn’t like romance? I admit it’s cute, and fluffy, but I’d like to say that I don’t like these instant romances. Okay love isn’t in some packet that say “Just add water” it’s just not.

Language, I swear like a mother-fucking sailor. Pardon my French if you don’t. My characters will nine times out of ten swear. If you can’t handle it, I’m sorry, I don’t think I can role-play with you.

Violence, I like violence, it’s in the world, and it’s here to stay sadly enough. I would like world peace but it’s not going to happen so why have that in a role-play.

Sex, everyone has sex. That’s how you and I came to be. I don’t mind if you want to fade into the dark. I have no set preference on it. I mean I can go into detail if you so wish, but if it makes you squirm tell me. Another thing is, this isn’t “WHO CAN TAKE THEIR PANTS OF FASTER” or cybering. It WILL be tasteful.

Gore, I like horror movies, so I like gore. If I want to chop off my characters fingers with a butcher’s knife, then I will and blood will puddle and make a mess.


5. LONGTERM.
I think this explains it’s self.



I WILL NOT DO:
Anime (because most of the time I have no idea what the series is. I watch it, just not the rest are. Like Naruto. Yeah…)
Animals
Neopets
Vampires (WORE IT OUT)
Stuck in a _____ with a _____
Teenage anything. (This includes high school, in less you have the best plot ever, the kids actually GO to class, and it’s not filled with a bunch of stereotypes.)
INCEST. (Ahem. Sorry for that outburst.)


Genres {everything on this list I currently want}:I’ll add more, I promise.
Best man x Groom { I really want to do this, you have no idea.}
Future {I have a plot- sort of}
Circus – {1930’s-1940’s}
Time Rip
Assassin x Assassin
Assassin x victim
Modern/ future cage fighting
Teacher x Student
Mental Hospital
Gay x ‘Straight’
Harry Potter – {Slash only}

Contacts!
Please inform me if you add me, or else I will not be on.
AIM: [e-mail]
E-mail: points above
MSN: [e-mail]

I almost forgot!
When you contact me please use this -

Form
Name, or what ever you're called by :
Genre:
Limits, if any :


Thank you.

[Suzy]

This is the kind of posts I want. Haha.
I don't have a lot of time right now, but I'll drop you a note on AIM, maybe sometime tomorrow morning? =)

[Novel]

Oh thank gosh. I thought I was going to get booted for my swearing.
But in the morning sounds super.

[Suzy]

Awesome, it's 6:00 PM here, I might be back within the hour, not sure though. =)
I'll try, check my list, if you'd like. =)

[Novel]

I will.

[Novel]

This is way better then Neopets, although I wish I was getting some bites.

[Suzy]

We only have seventy people, compared to Neopets having like 16 billion or something. The point about posting here is it won't go away.