Post by navygirlfriend on Nov 29, 2008 7:46:03 GMT -8
People. I? I am Navy. I am the Forum Nympho. And I'm the most gangstaaaaa 5'0" white knitta you will ever meet.
I'm also not as funny in real life as I am on the internet. But I am just as short and just as much of a nympho.
First off: I have a busy life. Just chose a college, have a boyfriend, a successful business, another job, and I'm slated to be the salutatorian when I graduate in May. I still manage to be on every day for at least two, three hours. And sometimes at school when I hack through the firewall.
Second of all: This is literate/advanced. LIT-ARR-ATEEEE. Got it? Get it? Good. This means that at least a page in Microsoft is good for an intro (though I understand that we all get blocks and if I like you, I'll probably tell you that the length of your intro doesn't matter to me). Replies should be AT LEAST a paragraph (that is to say, 5-6 sentences) but it shouldn't be a paragraph of CRAP.
Third of all: INDIVIDUALITY, DA**IT.
Fourth: Limits? Ahahaha. What do YOU think?
Language: Don't f*cking curse that sh*t at me, you f*cking son of a b*tch. Mmkay? (I'm censoring myself here, obvs.)
Romance: I'm not a fan of instant relationships. Instant sex, I'm okay with. (Because, really, if you've never had a one night stand, you're missing out.) I am willing to type it all out, or just fade to black. Just tell me.
Violence: I laughed at Mirrors. Quarantine made me seize up in giggles. And The Hills Have Eyes made me want a pet cannibal for Christmas. I love gore, blood excites me, and frankly, weapons make me h*rny.
Fifth (Element! =o): Genders. Here's the deal... I don't like doubling very much. I mean, I'll put in secondary characters, and a lot of them. But I only have one main character. Now, those secondary characters, they could be male, female, hermaphrodites, transgendered/transsexual, whatever. But my main character? Will always be female.
Sixth: ABSOLUTELY NO--
Animals
Anthro
Anime
Manga
Television Shows / Movies / Books (Though I am willing to try out the plot from one, just not the characters.)
WARRIORS
Chatplays
//
Seventh: I think that's it. Genre time!
Modern:
I love odd pairings. I'm only going to list a few, but feel free to suggest. I'll capitalize the one I would PREFER to play.
PROSTITUTE x Client
STRIPPER x Client
Teacher x PARENT
Older man x YOUNGER WOMAN
DRUG ADDICT x Straight-Edge
CLIENT x Social Worker
LITTLE SISTER x elder brother's best friend/enemy/room mate
BEST FRIEND x best friend's boyfriend/enemy
PREGNANT WOMAN x impregnator's best friend/enemy/sibling
-Driver x HITCHHIKER
-FREAK SHOW PEFORMER x bystander / other performer
And more...
Historical:
Titanic
1960's
And more...
Fantasy:
VAMPIRE SLAYER x Vampire
IMAGINARY FRIEND x Imaginer
And more...
Well, that's it for what I can think of right now. But I love suggestions!
Aim: thebritishroboto
(Preferred) E-mail: acoustic.musician@gmail.com
I'm also not as funny in real life as I am on the internet. But I am just as short and just as much of a nympho.
First off: I have a busy life. Just chose a college, have a boyfriend, a successful business, another job, and I'm slated to be the salutatorian when I graduate in May. I still manage to be on every day for at least two, three hours. And sometimes at school when I hack through the firewall.
Second of all: This is literate/advanced. LIT-ARR-ATEEEE. Got it? Get it? Good. This means that at least a page in Microsoft is good for an intro (though I understand that we all get blocks and if I like you, I'll probably tell you that the length of your intro doesn't matter to me). Replies should be AT LEAST a paragraph (that is to say, 5-6 sentences) but it shouldn't be a paragraph of CRAP.
Third of all: INDIVIDUALITY, DA**IT.
Fourth: Limits? Ahahaha. What do YOU think?
Language: Don't f*cking curse that sh*t at me, you f*cking son of a b*tch. Mmkay? (I'm censoring myself here, obvs.)
Romance: I'm not a fan of instant relationships. Instant sex, I'm okay with. (Because, really, if you've never had a one night stand, you're missing out.) I am willing to type it all out, or just fade to black. Just tell me.
Violence: I laughed at Mirrors. Quarantine made me seize up in giggles. And The Hills Have Eyes made me want a pet cannibal for Christmas. I love gore, blood excites me, and frankly, weapons make me h*rny.
Fifth (Element! =o): Genders. Here's the deal... I don't like doubling very much. I mean, I'll put in secondary characters, and a lot of them. But I only have one main character. Now, those secondary characters, they could be male, female, hermaphrodites, transgendered/transsexual, whatever. But my main character? Will always be female.
Sixth: ABSOLUTELY NO--
Animals
Anthro
Anime
Manga
Television Shows / Movies / Books (Though I am willing to try out the plot from one, just not the characters.)
WARRIORS
Chatplays
//
Seventh: I think that's it. Genre time!
Modern:
I love odd pairings. I'm only going to list a few, but feel free to suggest. I'll capitalize the one I would PREFER to play.
PROSTITUTE x Client
STRIPPER x Client
Teacher x PARENT
Older man x YOUNGER WOMAN
DRUG ADDICT x Straight-Edge
CLIENT x Social Worker
LITTLE SISTER x elder brother's best friend/enemy/room mate
BEST FRIEND x best friend's boyfriend/enemy
PREGNANT WOMAN x impregnator's best friend/enemy/sibling
-Driver x HITCHHIKER
-FREAK SHOW PEFORMER x bystander / other performer
And more...
Historical:
Titanic
1960's
And more...
Fantasy:
VAMPIRE SLAYER x Vampire
IMAGINARY FRIEND x Imaginer
And more...
Well, that's it for what I can think of right now. But I love suggestions!
Aim: thebritishroboto
(Preferred) E-mail: acoustic.musician@gmail.com