Post by laceupyourshoesx on Oct 10, 2008 12:34:51 GMT -8
Why hai there. :3
I be Ashley, and you be looking for a one on one roleplay, correct?
Yeah, that's what I thought. :/ I'm just skillful like that. I can predict your every move. Creepy. I know. But I'm a creepy person, so it kind've fits.
And you should definitely take a look below. It's probably too long for one's liking, but yeah, that's what being bored does to a person. :/
First of all, don't you just despise going through a person's information, falling in love with them, only to find out that their contact information just doesn't at all match yours?
...Yeah, I kind've hate that too. And, while I don't think that you'll be falling in love with me, I'm going to be nice and get the following out of the way.
Neopets; __Breakfastpizza
AIM; thebiggestgeek13
Email; vshak@yahoo.com
Alright. And, when you contact me, I would prefer to receive the following information in your first contact;
Your name. If this will be doubling or single genders, what genre you'd be interested in, or if you have a plot/would like to hear mine. Thanks. x3
Alright. Rules. I do realize they're a bit longer than one would like, and for that, I sincerely apologize. S'just, well...Yeah. Hah. :/ They're needed, and I ramble.
I close my eyes and I see a freak. I think it's me, and I'm afraid to speak...
I bet you thought you'd get off without dealing with any of these. xD Bitch please. Rules are the luff.
1. Literate, please. I can tolerate semi-literate, but I tend to get rather bored and, well, won't like the roleplay. I can form coherent sentences, I would love it if you were able to do the same as I. But please, I'm not as strict on this as I sound, really. It makes me sad when someone says, "Ah, I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm as literate as you would like", when clearly, they are in my eyes.
2. Longterm only, please. I mean, who wants a roleplay that lasts a few hours? Honestly. Let's try for more than a few months. =D
3. I like to talk a bit outside of the roleplay, get to know who I'm dealin' with. I don't bite. Promise. xD Well, sometimes I bite. But it's out of pure love. I swear. That sounded wrong, I think. Er. What I meant was that I virtually bite if you steal my taco right from under me. I love my tacos. -Shifty eyes- Okay. This explination thing isn't working out too well. Never mind.
4. The issue of gender. Ah, it makes me die just a bit inside. Well, let's see. Doubling is the TOTAL luff, as long as we both do it. One female character and one male character, dears, for the both of us. I can even triple. Quadruple. I don't give a shit if we have six characters each. If doubling isn't your cup of tea, then you're going to want to hear this next part, I'm sure.
I prefer to play female when I'm not doubling. Mimi's independent. Seth really is not. However, I can play male. I'll be honest, there have been quite a few times where the roleplays in which I play Seth alone have ended after a few posts. However, if I /really/ love you, I'll play Seth to your female. Assume, and I'll kick your ass. Give me an option, at least. I've found only two roleplays where I have Seth without Mimi, and I love them both. It really just depends on your female. On the roleplay. On /you/.
First impressions are important, you know. I have a really bad habit. I form an opinion of you with your first message. Of course, with time, that might change. But, if I really don't like your first message {mm, snobby literates, illiterates, numerous typos, the list is long}, then I just...It irks me, y'know? If I don't get a good first impression, I probably won't play male alone. :/ It depends how much I lahhv on you, but whatever. xD
5. Let's face it. I have no life. Sooo I'll be on often, ready to roleplay. I ask that you're on at least once every three days to keep me company. =D Yes? Yes. And if you're gone, I'd love if if you told me. Don't tell me, I'll unleash my army of gnomes and they'll go Chuck Norris on your tightly form fitted ass.
6. Don't like the roleplay? Ignore or block me and I'll have your head. =D I do get annoying. I won't throw a fit if you don't like the roleplay. Or me. Politely tell me. If you need, we may restart the roleplay, add a twist, begin a new roleplay, or quit altogether. Hey, we may be able to become friends. Awesome, right? I know. xD
7. At least three paragraphs for an intro, please and thanks. If you give me a list intro I'll have your head. As for replies, no one-liners. I personally like getting sarcastic and bitchy if you give me something I can't reply to. So, if you send me, "She smiled and looked away", you'll most likely get this in response. "Mimi and Seth exchanged looks of confusion and boredom. They looked over at the anti-social female, then to the window. Out of boredom, they conjured parachutes and an air plane from the coffee that sat in front of them, and decided that jumping out of a plane was a better alternative to sitting there, dying of boredom. Then they ate tacos and vowed to never deal with the chick again." Thennn I'd probably tack on a jackass-ish 'Ooc' comment at the end, causing you to get angry with me and such. But hey. I have fun doing shit like that.
OH. This probably should've been tacked onto rule number four, but hey, what can I say? I'm scatterbrained. xD Anywho, when doubling, don't favor one character over the other. If your females are five paragraphs and I get three sentences from your male, well then, I'm going to be a bitch yet /again/ (I have a bad habit to break, don't I? xD). I'll make my female's post super long and amazing, and put no effort into my male's, just like you. It really pisses me off. Now, if one character's post is longer than the other's just because there's more to reply to, I won't kill you. Nah. That's not something you can really help, now, is it? As long as the posts level out or something in the future, then why not? I'm just talking about if it's that way throughout the ENTIRE roleplay. I can usually tell if people do that through their introductions; put some bloody effort into it, honestly.
8. No godmodding, powerplaying, perfect characters, desperate characters...Etc. I don't think I do any genres where godmodding should be a problem (Unless you're just the largest dumbass known to man), but the other three, I have HUGE problems with.
I don't give a shit if your introduction would give Rowling or Meyers a run for their money. I don't care if you're the next Edgar Allen Poe (Not that I'm sure why Poe would have perfect/desperate characters, but whatever). Give me one of those things, and I'll paint tacos on a sidewalk, drop you from a five story building so you think you're falling into a pile of tacos, but really you just go all SPLAT on the ground and die a horrid, painful death. Yeah. I'm that hateful. xD
9. Okay...Gay/lesbian topic. I support. Promise. But...I don't play it. ESPECIALLY not female x female. I'm not comfortable doing that. If tripling, there's a small chance you could persuade me to do a male x male, though romance would not be the center topic. Yeah. I love romance as a center topic, but...I don't think I'd be too good at playing the gay characters, so yeah.
I think that's it. And for limits, well...
My only limit is that I don't really like the sex. I mean, implying it is good and all, but skipping to the aftermath is probably pretty rad. Sorry. :/ As for violence, it isn't much a limit, but at least ask before throwing my character off of a three-thousand story building? Thank you. c:
And now, GENRES. I can't stress this enough; SUGGEST.
This in no way covers everything I do, so I mean, yeah.
An asterick means I have a plot or a plot idea. A plus sign means I'm in the mood for it~
Modern -
Young Adult. *
Apartment. *
Road trip. *
High School. {You need to have a plot. And it's not the...Perfect high school, clique, kind've high school. But the actual high school. Stress with teachers, a whole lotta homework. Friends, relationships. Enemies. Peer pressure. You need to have a good plot for me to do this.} +
Boarding School. {See above}
Boarding School for the arts.
Foreign Exchange.
College. +
High School Reunion. * +
Gifted Boarding School. {Please note. I have never done this, and therefore, I don't know how...Good I would be at it, really.}
Theater. *
Coffee Shop. +
Book Store.
Grocery Store.
Corporate Town. *
Fandoms -
RENT. +
Wicked. * + {The plot is set after Elphaba, after the Wizard, after Liir, after...Everything, really. It's /more/ after the book than it is the musical, but either one is alright. All are made-ups. Super fantasy-ish. I love it.}
Harry Potter. + {Present or future. I would be playing all made ups, I'm sorry. :/ I haven't read the books recently enough to correctly portray them. You may play either, it doesn't matter. :3 I'd prefer this to take place at Hogwarts, though if you want, I'm also fine with other settings. Just suggest. x3}
Odd Pairings -
Teacher x Parent. *
Band Member x Band Member.
Band Member x Rival Band Member. * +
Band Member x Fan.
Band Member x Non-Fan. *
Band Member x Childhood Friend. *
Band Member x Writer. +
Teacher x Teacher. *
Professor x Student.
Employee x Employee.
Hospital Patient x Doctor.
Hospital Patient x Visitor to someone else. *
Doctor x Nurse.
Best Friend x Best Friend. * +
Therapist x Patient. +
My Own Ideas -
(NOTE. Most of these are my own plots for stories I wish to do, meaning any plot twist we do may spark ideas for me in the future, when I carry out writing these stories. So.)
Law Conference.
Letter Writing thing {the title is...Much worse than the actual plot. xD}
And, I did say suggest, but before you do...Some things I will never roleplay;
Real Bands.
Relative x Relative with Romance.
Neopets.
Anime/Manga.
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Alright! :333 I think that's it.
Hopefully I may interest you~
You may go ahead and contact me, or simply post here. Either would be lovely.
Thank you!
Sincerely, Ashley.
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